Miss Me? / by Dave Hileman

"Here I come to save the day" 


That means that Mighty Moose is on his way. 

Yes sir, when there is a wrong to right 

Cadillac will join the fight. 

On the sea or on the land, 

He gets the situation well in hand.

(If you wish to sing along you can find the tune here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdIev12fCPs)

My 2019 debut at Two Lane Touring is appropriate for a theme song because this is going to be an epic trip. And with the history of our current guide, definitely in need of multiple rescues. Some of you may be wondering why I would endure another of these endless wanderings, an entirely appropriate question. Ordinarily I would have said no; three of these journeys were enough for one lifetime. But I am on a mission, an important mission that if successful will mean I need to do no more of these trips with the “guides.”

I have been very busy with correspondence with various distant relatives primarily in Alaska. We are organizing! MOOSE RIGHTS is our rallying call and Moose Rights is our goal. So, you understand why it is critical to get to Alaska to reach the most Moose. This winter I had to use all my skill and subterfuge to make sure the guides chose it as their destination. I do fear that with them at the helm we may not ever get there. I remember the trip to Maine. Alaska is further away and the maps do not agreed as to where it even is - how will the Driver, (my new name to distinguish between the kind, pretty one and him), stumble his way to Alaska?

I did sign up for a couple of these essays before we are scheduled to leave but after I may not be able to write too often as I will be very busy organizing and corresponding - one of my more outstanding qualities. I will update you on the Moose Rights Platform tomorrow. 

Another thorny  mess I had to free myself from.

Another thorny mess I had to free myself from.